Roethlisberger Needs a Nose Job

Now he can't rely on his good looks to pick up women.

Turns out Big Ben will actually need surgery on his broken nose. Am I a psychic or what? While I pretty much despise Roethlisberger the person, I have to give him props for the gutsiest performance I've seen in a long time, maybe ever. The Ravens should've put the game away a few times, but the Steelers hung around and made just enough plays to scrape by, which is all it takes.

Alright, that's enough praise for the Steelers. I'm beginning to feel ill.

Roethlisberger's Gift From Haloti Ngata

Q & A: Goodell on Finnegan, Seymour: "A punch to the head poses no danger."

Goodell was staring at my rack the whole time.

Recently, Ed Werder's Mustache was able to sit down for a Q & A session with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Our questions focused mainly on the precautions the league is taking to ensure player safety. The following is a transcript of the conversation.

Richard Seymour does the world a favor, punches Ben Roethlisberger in the throat.

I would like to take this time to thank Richard Seymour for punching Ben Roethlisberger in the throat during the Steelers 35-3 victory over the Raiders this weekend. I truly believe the world would be a better place if this happened more often. Unfortunately, due to the unfair nature of the NFL, he will be unjustly fined for his heroic actions.