Ed Werder's Mustache: About Us

Ed Werder's Mustache was established in 2010 with the intent of being entertaining or something. Please don't mistake it for a source of information. We will, on occasion, joke around and make fun of many players, teams, and fans where appropriate. It's all in fun, though. Don't take it personal! Football is for entertainment, and trash talk is a beloved national pastime.

Andrew Hemler -- andrew@edwerdersmustache.com

Don't laugh, my face is
actually stuck this way.

I'm some guy from Pennsylvania. I am NOT Ed Werder, and I am NOT pretending to be Ed Werder. However, I do think his mustache is hilarious (yet journalistically appropriate). I also have great respect for his ability to piss off football fans.

Very few people would agree that I should be allowed on the internet, and I'm certainly not qualified to write about anything.

I grew up right smack dab in the middle of Steeler country, so naturally I am an Eagles fan. If you know what it's like to be surrounded by Steelers fans, you know what I'm talking about.

Sure, I'm aware Eagles fans have a bad reputation, but living in central Pennsylvania, I know what's up. Live here for a year to see how obnoxious they are. (Please note, Steelers fans who come to this site: I know you aren't obnoxious. I'm talking about those other guys! You're totally cool, bro.)

Mike Heeter -- mike@edwerdersmustache.com

Hi, my name's Mike and I write for a football blog. I'm not pretending to be Ed Werder, either.

I also grew up in Steelers country, and currently live about a mile from Cowboys Stadium, so I have lots of experience with rabid, militant and generally obnoxious football fanbases. So I'll fit right in here.

As the 50% of the EWM team with an actual journalism degree, I'll be...well...posting the same ridiculous and opinionated stuff you can expect from the other guy. But also real articles! Maybe.